Turn Off That Radio!

I'm sitting at work and am ready to kill. My concentration is shot. My officemate has been ignoring his blaring radio which broadcasts NPR throughout the whole office all day long. I'm at my wits end...I've asked him to turn it down. I've even turned it down when he was away from his desk only to watch him return and turn it back up. He then proceeds to feel very important.

I think prior to leaving this evening for the holiday I'll take the radio for a swim.

Even Yasser knows how I feel!