I plead guilty, your honor...

Abramoff, Abramoff, Abramoff...

How come no one is mentioning that this statement should have been made years ago had Bushie not foiled the Abramoff investigation in Guam!?

White House spokesperson, Erin Healy, said on May 5, 2005: "Mr. Bush didn't consider Abramoff a friend. They may have met on occasion, but the president does not know him." Right.

Don't be surprised if he winds up dead in prison due to an "accidental poisoning by the CIA".